looking for bacon - is it for me?

is bacon right for me?

Assuming you're a carnivore, take this test to find out if you need bacon in your life.

Do you like to eat things that are delicious?
yes!
no, I'm weird

Do you enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or snacks?
yes!
no, I don't eat

Do you have a mouth?
yes
no

Do your taste buds work?
yes
no

Do you like foods which have an almost innumerable variety of ways in which they can be enjoyed?
yes
what?